Bryan Joiner


Greatest YouTube find of my life
June 1, 2009, 3:12 am
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This is the first video I’ve ever “found” on YouTube all by my lonesome. I won’t get into how I found it, but it involved presidents, not a foray into the Los Angeles contraceptives scene. The whole thing is dynamite with some really-next level comic timing. “I love you.” Of the 195 views, I think probably 40 of them are from me



Greatest Website Ever
May 28, 2009, 3:54 pm
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No, not The Great Baseball Blog, silly (updated today!). Sporcle.com.

Who knew I could reprise my 9th grade experience of naming all the countries on Earth? Only took a week of doing the continent maps. Constantly.



Great essays
May 26, 2009, 4:40 pm
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Losing the War

It’s long, so you’ll need to allocate a lot of time.

Allocate a lot of time.



Great location for a Borders
May 18, 2009, 7:13 pm
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There’s a Borders about a 10-minute walk from my office at 1 Penn Plaza, aka Madison Square Garden. It’s nice to walk there, but I inevitably end up buying something, so it’s become an expensive hobby but I’ll live.



Great celebration dance
May 18, 2009, 6:20 pm
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I finished the biggest project of the year at my job at around 2 today.



Great discoveries
May 18, 2009, 4:46 pm
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It did not occur to me until I spoke to my father for the 157th time where he said he was writing a grant that my youngest brother’s name was an inside joke and not just a coincidence.



Great moments in blogging: the ‘mix on N. Korea
May 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
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Gotta give it up to BAG over at the ‘Mix for his double-link about North Korea.

I don’t know why, but I’ve always been fascinated by borders. I look them up on Google Images all the time. This stuff is great.



Great Moments in Language
May 18, 2009, 3:15 pm
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“The Hyatt Lodge at McDonald’s Campus is excited about your upcoming stay”

I have excited a lodge.



Great Moments In American History
May 15, 2009, 9:22 pm
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An impromptu poem
May 15, 2009, 3:05 pm
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Most days

I see people with the large sized iced coffee from dunkin donuts and I am like

Dogg there is no need for that much coffee

flowing through your veins and shit

You probably put a lot of sugar in there too, which is bad

The sugar crash is worse than the caffeine crash

You should go with something like Green Tea

Or at least size small

but today I would seem to be that person now wouldn’t I