Today is the last day of my 20’s

My twenties began with a trip to the Old Country Buffet at the Ford City mall in Chicago (it was funny then, and it’s downright hysterical now), and will officially end tomorrow with a trip to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. I’m not sad. Here are some notable moments form the last decade:

Trip to Old Country Buffet on 20th birthday

New Year’s Day, 2004 at “The Spa”

The Snow Game (with Grant)

Getting my first real job

Seeing the Red Sox, Patriots and Cubs win World Championships

Going to outdoor Radiohead concert in Vancouver

Dollar “pots” of beer in Melbourne, Australia

Dating Natalie Portman

Family moving to Alaska and Arizona

Directing “No Country For Old Men”

Finishing the Saturday New York Times crossword puzzle

Doing the 5 Borough Bike Tour and Tour de Bronx

Driving the Pacific Coast Highway

Meeting lots of nice and nice-looking people, occasionally women

Becoming a grandfather

Meeting Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Barry Bonds, Michael Bloomberg and Benjamin Goldfein

Writing this list