Bryan Joiner

Why then I

Great Moments In American History

An impromptu poem

Most days

I see people with the large sized iced coffee from dunkin donuts and I am like

Dogg there is no need for that much coffee

flowing through your veins and shit

You probably put a lot of sugar in there too, which is bad

The sugar crash is worse than the caffeine crash

You should go with something like Green Tea

Or at least size small

but today I would seem to be that person now wouldn’t I


The best advice I have received, part 1 in a series

As they come up.

Today is this:

“When you are hung over, eat fruit. It’s easier on your stomach than water and helps you rehydrate.”

– aram gumoooooosyan