I just read a fascinating piece of literature at the website for the boat service I’m taking today to Martha’s Vineyard, which leaves from East 35th Street. The trip is neither cheap ($210 r/t) nor terribly convenient and promises to be, uh, “unsettling” at times, according to a friend who’s taken it. I haven’t bought Dramamine in 15 years, but the friend strongly suggested I end that streak.
Speaking of streaks, did you know that NE Fast Ferry had changed its name to SeaStreak Martha’s Vineyard? OMG, right? Fascinating. Fascinating enough, naturally, to warrant an entire web page “About our new name:”
Yes – we’ve changed our name.
Oh sh!t, did I not tell you? I changed mine too. It’s now Longman Harkoo.
We’ve decided to shift our company’s name from New England Fast Ferry to SeaStreak Martha’s Vineyard.
Why, you ask?
Eh… not really?
Two years ago we grew our organization by acquiring a ferry operation in New York called SeaStreak. We purchased it from the international vessel parent operation known as SeaContainers.
Yeah, when you were all, “Going to Martha’s Vineyard is such a rip-off!” you were right. We didn’t need all that money. But when your wife sees you brought something home from SeaContainers…
What we’ve learned since that time is that the name SeaStreak is not only well recognized in the U.S., particularly in the NY/CT/NJ area, but, it’s well known internationally as well.
The lawsuit with the Honolulu County Nudist Association, LLC, was settled out of court. (Surprisingly good lawyers over there.)
With the intention of engaging in smart marketing, we’ve decided to operate under a name that garners the most amount of recognition.
Somebody went to business school! (It was my friend Ravi!)
Like any business, we succeed when more people recognize us and choose to become our customers. The name SeaStreak will aid in that goal.
Being literally the only provider of a service doesn’t hurt, either, though I’m not sure I would take Dogpoop Ferry to enjoy those spectacular 42 hours at home. (Dogs are not allowed on the boat, by the way, “due to the length of the trip.” Not much mystery there.)
Moreover, we’ve long regretted not having the name of our travel destination within our name. New England Fast Ferry was pretty good at describing what we do, but, not so good at saying precisely where we travel to.
“And SeaStreak Oak Bluffs Steamship Authority Slip was already trademarked.”
By taking on the name SeaStreak, we now have the opportunity to add “Martha’s Vineyard” to our brand.
Look what it did for Teddy K.
Changing names is always a tricky undertaking for companies. Confusion inevitably follows.
“I swear, my office was here just yesterday.”
However, rest assured that it’s just the name that’s changed. Ownership hasn’t changed one bit, and our focus on great customer service and high quality marine transportation hasn’t changed.
Rest assured the guys who are making money hand over fist on you haven’t changed. You’ll probably need Dramamine.
Thanks for your business. We appreciate it very much.
Sadly, not as much as me, pal.