by Bryan

I get a lot of Spam at work and it’s almost always from exquisitely-named fake people. Seriously, I think the best part of being a spammer is thinking up the names, unless they come from a name generator, which seems pretty likely. I want to meet these people.

Delbert Lugo
Gregorio Burton
Lonnie Herrera
Demetrius Barlow
Douglas Quick
Luann Ziegler
Williams Mogaji
Penny Spaulding
Arnold Dove
Stark E. Beatrix
Buford McCord
Cecilia G. Gentry
Kory Land
Conception Colbert
Tracy Farr
Brigitte Byers

To the judges:

Bronze: Williams Mogaji
Silver: Conception Colbert
Gold: Stark E. Beatrix